cautions for san francisco tourists
May 18th, 2009Every time I bike over the Golden Gate Bridge, my heart goes out to all the poor tourists struggling to avoid getting hit or frozen. It seems that Bay Area visitors are left out in the wild when it comes to pre-conceptions of the city versus reality. Here’s a quick list of cautions any guest of San Francisco should keep in mind:
- It’s freezing here. Perhaps you’re visiting during the 5 or so days a year when the thermostat actually cracks 75 degrees. Chances are, you’re not, and instead, you’ll be afflicted with freezing windy fog and/or chilly nights. The temperature can easily drop 30 degrees around dusk. Therefore, come dressed for cold weather- windbreakers, jeans, and closed toe shoes. You’ll save the $24.99 it takes to buy a cheesy SF fleece in Chinatown, as well as much misery and mockery.
- Summers suck. At least, in San Francisco. The fog pretty much stays put for the months of June, July, and August. The best months to visit are May and September. Granted, the surrounding areas are much warmer and sunnier, but they’ll also be overrun by other tourists.
- When biking, stay on the right! I can’t believe how many tourists biking over the bridge meander all over the lane. You may get hit by an overzealous biker training for a race, and at 25 mph, that hurts. And you’ll get yelled at. In fact, you’ll get yelled at anyway. Just please stay to the right, for your safety and everyone else’s (and this includes the people hopping off their bikes in the middle of the lane for photos).
- Curb your wheels. If you’re parking in San Francisco, be sure to curb your wheels, which means turning the wheel so that if the brakes give way, the car won’t roll into traffic. There are few signs for this, but there will be expensive tickets. Also, the meter maids are extremely dilligent here. You will not get away with a 10 minute overtime in a 2-hour zone.
- Get out of Fisherman’s Wharf. It’s such a shame that tourists are stuck in the unclassiest part of the city. Branch out! In fact, buy this book, Stairway Walks of San Francisco, and get to know the neighborhoods intimately. The Telegraph Hill, Russian Hill, and Nob Hill walks are close by and particularly lovely.
- Avoid eating at chains. San Francisco has phenomenal food and wine, and the chains do a disservice to the fresh produce, meat, and dairy that’s raised around here. Check out the tiny cafes or ethnic restaurants that are off the beaten path, and avoid the tourist traps such as Ghirardelli Square, Columbus Ave, and Union Square. The only exception is In-N-Out. Everyone will understand why you love this fast foodery- and be sure to ask about the secret menu!
- Yelp and NextMuni rule. There are two sites which justify having a data plan on your cell phone while you’re here- Yelp and NextMuni. Yelp is the best source- albeit a tad controversial- for community reviews on any business here, from restaurants to dentists to hotels. Their ratings tend to be quite accurate, to the chagrin of the less popular establishments. NextMuni will tell you when the next highly-unpredictable bus will arrive. Because the taxis here suck. You will very rarely get one when you need it, and if you do, there’s a good chance the driver doesn’t know where he’s going anyway.
- There is no nightlife. Everyone goes to sleep early here. I attribute it to the gorgeous sunrises and so much to do during the day. So don’t expect much of a night scene, especially on weekends. If there are people out and about, it tends to be bridge-tunnel-and-peninsula people who are more raucous and out-of-control than the natives.
San Francisco is truly a lovely city, so please don’t let incorrect assumptions color your expectations. Take it for what it is- a gorgeous friendly place with a ton of hills and a well-positioned Patagonia store right next to Fisherman’s Wharf (after all, they have much better fleeces than those in Chinatown).

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